Notice
As of April 2, 2020, this event has ended
April Fools 2020 was an event on April 1st, 2020. It was an April fools joke that updated the game icon, description and parts of the game itself to Sparrow themed content.
Overview[]
Additions[]
- Sparrow provides insightful commentary for each cutscene during her stream.
- All hair colors are blue, although some of the important NPC's hairs remained unchanged.
Game Description[]
"Hi I'm Sparrow and today we're playing Entry Point. Entry Point? No that's a terrible name. Today we're playing Sparrow Point, the game all about me, Sparrow. What else do you need to know? Go play it."
Dialogue[]
During each cutscene, bubbles with Sparrow popped up and commentated on the events. Her reaction changed depending on the situation.
| Cutscene | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Black Dawn | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Hey what's up guys today we're playing this game Entry Point! They made a game about me! I'm basically the main character! That's not me, so this part is boring. Wait hold up What the heck is a Cishshato AAAAAAH Oh wait, it's these nerds Halcyon Look how unimpressed this guy is He knows how lame Halcyon is Hey what's in the bag I can't see! Okay the blowtorch is cool. This girl isn't completely lame Wait what's going on here? I wasn't paying attention hack hack hack hack hack hack Seems extreme but alright This escape does not involve a helicopter 0 out of 10, get out of my sight and never come back Smug nerds LOOK IT'S J-DAWG Okay they're probably dead Dude that's enough Overkill much? And this is why you don't mess with Phoenix |
| Halcyon | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Hey down in front! Psh. His name is Wren? What kind of person names themselves after a bird HEY LOOK IT'S J-DAWG He's not dead guys. He's mean but he's not dead He's always going around like "Sparrow! Do your job!" And he keeps teasing me about donuts You make one joke ONE TIME and suddenly everyone thinks you're just the donut girl Wow these guys are dramatic DID HE ACTUALLY JUST SAY THAT Look at me everyone, I'm Wren, I wear shades indoors and I'm super dramatic I'm obviously the coolest person in the room Wait which one is Rose This game has too many side characters Where's Sparrow? I want to see Sparrow #SparrowOrRiot Haha these nerds think they can bring down J-Dawg Who? What? Who the heck is this dork Oh alright. Future Halcyon nerd. Gotcha What kind of pitch is that? Phoenix could do better Wow what a dork I guess nothing else important is happening here blah blah blah wrap it up Smug nerds Seriously, what is a Cishshato. Someone tell me, please |
| Rose | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Oh so this one is Rose. Sure, why not Are they still talking about Jack? LOOK IT'S J-DAWG! Wren must be a lousy shot, huh? Wow what an insight. Bravo I totally see why this guy is the boss I wonder why Jackdaw hates him so much... Oh this dork is back? I didn't think they were that important Hmmm... smugly interrupting a conversation... Sparrow approves! Oh a promotion! I got one of those too! Jackdaw said I'm Chief Flying Terror I told him he owes me donuts if he expects me to take on more responsibility Okay you got me. Rose is alright |
| Critical | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Oh hey it's the cool one! And the dork. Why is the dork here? OH BAND HERO I LOVE BAND HERO! Can't get anyone to play with me though Jackdaw keeps saying "Do your job" and "Don't distract operatives on missions" He's just scared I'd beat him That's a lie. What's going on Rose? Hey don't change the subject! How is that a custom? You just painted part of it black. Oooh note to self - Steal Jackdaw's gun and paint it blue Haha yeah right. Like you had a choice, dork You were never gonna get that gun back Aw, that's a nice name |
| Dedication | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Hey look the dork is back And... they're asking vague philosophical questions Hey where's Sparrow? For a main character I haven't shown up very much Riots are still on the table, people. Let's remember that Wow this man is trying so hard Look at me I'm Wren, I wear sunglasses at night and I'm super dramatic They talking about J-Dawg? Lies! All lies! Or at least mostly lies! I think! Nobody really told me Haha with your aim? Not likely Oh wow okay What bag? There's no bag Wait... Wait... WHAT HAHAHAHAHA YOU DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHA WHAT THE WHAT THAT'S CRAZY HEY LOOK IT'S J-DAWG Jackdaw rescues: 1 CFT Sparrow rescues: millions No need to be rude, dork |
| Retribution | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: *cough*DORK*cough* LOOK IT'S J-DAWG! Yeah what happened to Rose? I liked Rose Wow this music is uh... should I be worried? Wait really? hehe poor Wren. Nobody likes him What the heck Jackdaw! Why didn't you ever tell ME this story? What's going on here no NO NO NO ... *sobbing* |
| Payoff | @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: LOOK IT'S J-DAWG @PhoenixRising: Sparrow what are you doing @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: LOOK IT'S J-DAWG @PhoenixRising: Go do your job! @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: Fiiiine @PhoenixRising: And stop calling me J-Dawg! @Xx_SparrowPlays_xX: ... |
Developer Notes[]
[2020-04-01] Happy International Sparrow Day! Sparrow has made some declarations
- Blue is now objectively the best color
- Halcyon nerds are outlawed everywhere. Especially Falcon
- Sparrow's piloting is the best piloting and there's nothing you can do about it
- Sparrow wants a day off
- #StopDonutShamingSparrow
- #StartDonutShamingJackdaw
- In addition, Sparrow has started streaming a game called "Entry Point", whatever that's supposed to be
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